From an email i got. funny and laugh is good for you ;)

The economy is so bad that:
> I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
> I ordered a burger at McDonald’s and the kid behind the counter asked,
> “Can you afford fries with that?”
> CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
> If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,”
you call
> them and ask if they meant you or them.
> Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
> McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
> Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their
> children’s names.
> A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
> Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
> Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.
> The Mafia is laying off judges.
> Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
> Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh
> Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated
> by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
> And, finally…
> I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my
> savings,
Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide
> Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was
> suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

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